— Classic Star Wars (@ClassicStarWars) June 13, 2014
Harrison Ford was reportedly injured while working on the new Star Wars film when a hydraulic door malfunctioned and crushed his ankle. I don’t know how Harrison’s ankle is doing, but I do know his sense of humor is in fine shape after he tweeted the above image.
The sign in Harrison’s hand reads, “Can do the Kessel run in 12 parsecs. Can’t use a door.”
Star Wars geeks, try not to lose it over the misquote in the sign. Yes we know, the Millennium Falcon did the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. He’s 71 years old, you can’t expect him to remember all his old lines word-for-word. When’s the last time he even watched that movie, do you think? I bet he hasn’t watched it since it first came out. Because he has better things to do with his life, okay?
Now let’s address the real pressing issue: Is that what his facial hair is going to look like in the new Star Wars? Han Solo has become an aging hipster? This is disturbing to me. I don’t want old hipster Han Solo. I don’t want facial hair on Han Solo at all. Han Solo should be clean shaven, period.
JJ Abrams is going to totally ruin this thing, isn’t he? If he doesn’t kill his entire cast first.