Passions are running high at the World Cup, not just on the pitch but in the stands. Actually, passions may be higher in the stands than they are on the pitch. I definitely know the fans themselves are higher than the players.
I mean you’d have to be pretty high to put on a kangaroo costume and go out in public, right? This fan out for the Australia-Netherlands match is clearly tripping on something. I don’t know what though. Some of that good Brazilian fungus. Some Amazon stuff maybe. And I ain’t talking about the place you buy your books from.
Clearly, this fan is not happy about the developments in the match. His buzz, wherever it happens to be coming from, is getting harshed big-time.
Hence, the massive on-air f-bomb. Fuuuuuuuuuuuu…
I hope things get better for that guy. He obviously loves his team. He flew all the way from Australia to Brazil, which is like half the distance to Jupiter and back, or something. No man should have to travel that distance at less than Warp factor five, and he did it. And he brought his kangaroo outfit. And they’re letting him the hell down.
I hope he has a little bit left of whatever he ingested. He will need a pick-me-up.