Apr 27, 2014; Portland, OR, USA; Houston Rockets guard James Harden (13) brings the ball up court against the Portland Trail Blazers during the fourth quarter in game four of the first round of the 2014 NBA Playoffs at the Moda Center. Mandatory Credit: Craig Mitchelldyer-USA TODAY Sports

James Harden throws out first pitch in cut-off jorts (Video)

 

James Harden does not believe in dressing up to throw out ceremonial first pitches. Check out his ensemble when he tossed out the first pitch before Sunday’s Astros-Tigers game. Raggedy-ass cut-off jorts, white t-shirt, high socks.

What does this look say to me? It says, “I am trying to create the impression that I am not concerned about fashion. I want people to think that I live in a studio apartment with no furniture except a mattress and a single folding chair. It’s possible that I do not even have a toilet.”

Okay, we get it James Harden, YOU ARE A SIMPLE MAN WHO DOES NOT WORRY MUCH ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL APPEARANCE. Or playing defense.

Cut-off jorts though. That’s just so aggressively ragged. If they had been regular jorts, without the tatters and threads, I could have handled it. I could have rolled with it. But cut-offs?

I don’t know if I can abide cut-offs. They make me suspicious. I have to question the intentions of a man who rolls himself out into a public setting wearing clothing that he seems to have personally altered using dull scissors, possibly while stoned.

I have to wonder about that dude, just a little.

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