Watch what happens when a guy returns to his stuff on the beach and discovers two middle-aged ladies attempting to steal it.
I love how the two women try to act like they’re not doing anything, even though they are clearly attempting to dismantle the man’s canopy, and even ask him to help them in taking it down.
I also love how the guy plays it. It’s a great ambush, offering to help them take down the canopy, then springing on them that it’s his fricking canopy and he would like them to get their hands off it.
But the absolute best part comes at the end when the two women, who have been caught red-handed in the process of stealing another person’s stuff in broad daylight from the beach, act like they’re the victims and he’s being the dick to them. Even though the dude is being way more civilized about it than you could possibly hope.
Now what do you do if you’re the women and you get busted? You just have to admit it, right? You just have to throw your hands up and say, “Okay dude. You caught us. Sorry about that. No hard feelings.”
You absolutely can’t get indignant and then even attack the guy. That is just so many different kinds of wrong.
Really, what the hell is the matter with old ladies today? They used to be so kindly and helpful and nice. Now they’re just horrible violent beach-thieves.
Can’t old ladies go back to making cookies and knitting shawls? Damn it man.