Remember the good old days when it was enough for newlyweds to have their wedding pictures taken in front of the church? Those days are gone forever apparently. Now it’s not a good wedding picture unless there’s some interesting location involved or something awesome or dramatic or crazy in the background. This trend appears to have reached some kind of insane zenith with these images of a young Canadian couple showing their love in front of a fricking honest-to-goodness tornado.
Getting your picture taken in front of a tornado is pretty bad-ass, I have to admit, but here’s the problem: now every bride is going to want a tornado in the back of their wedding picture. You know this is going to become a thing now. Because brides are the most ridiculous, demanding, unreasonable human beings on the face of the earth.
They don’t care about safety, they want a damn tornado in their damn wedding picture.
I guarantee you that within the next few months there will be a story out of Nebraska or Iowa or some other tornado-beset area about a whole wedding party getting wiped out because the bride had to have a tornado in her wedding pictures. This Canadian couple has absolutely no idea the hell they’ve unleashed on this earth.
And of course there will be the idiot who thinks a tornado isn’t enough. SHE wants her wedding pictures taken during a FREAKING HURRICANE. Are you a bride or are you Jim Cantore? This is going to escalate until it becomes utter madness.