Andruw Jones hosting World Beer & Meat Festival in Japan
By Dan Zinski
Andruw Jones is a man who appreciates a good beer and a good meat. That should come as no surprise to anyone who followed Jones’ evolution from a baseball phenom into a fat old ball player over the years.
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Jones is now in Japan, and he is still partaking of the joys of beer and meat. In fact, Jones will soon be hosting the World Beer & Meat Festival in Japan. The art for this is amazing in the way art can only be when you have no frigging clue what any of it means.
That pretty much describes all art that comes from Japan (via @npbtracker):
We would have no idea what any of this meant were it not for the efforts of Patrick Newman of NPB Tracker. According to Newman, Jones has listed his All-Star lineup of beers. And this is it in case you’re curious to know what beers Andruw Jones likes.
He has Corona batting lead off? What kind of idiot has Corona batting lead off? You’ve got to lead off with Miller. Corona should be down in the order, batting seventh.
I have no idea what I’m talking about right now. I just know I want to go to Japan and drink beer and eat meat with Andruw Jones. Now.
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