July 18, 2012; St. Annes, ENGLAND; John Daly tees off on the 5th hole during the practice round of the 2012 British Open Championship at Royal Lytham & St. Annes Golf Club. Mandatory Credit: Kyle Terada-USA TODAY Sports via USA TODAY Sports

British Open: John Daly keeps on rocking horrible pants

I want John Daly to make the cut in the British Open, just to see what pants he will rock on the weekend. So far John has given us strippers on his pants and SpongeBob on his pants. His look on Friday was equally interesting.

You’ve got your paint-spatter/camo pants. You’ve got your orange shirt. You’ve got your Real Housewives tan. You’ve got your cigarette.

Yup, I’d say Daly has it all going on. Top to bottom. That’s a fine pair of pants. That’s a nice leathery skin-cancery tan. Hair: perfect. Cigarette, definitely the accessory of the season.

Even Joan Rivers would have a hard time finding anything to criticize about this ensemble. Daly could walk down any runway in any fashion capital and fit right in. In fact, he would be the toast of the town.

Come on John, bear down buddy. You have to make the cut. You have to show us what else is lurking back there in your closet. I bet there are some special outfits in there. Keep on making history, John Daly.

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