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Hello Kitty throws out first pitch in Japan (Video)

By Dan Zinski

May 4, 2014; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Rawlings official major league baseballs to be used in batting practice prior to a game between the Philadelphia Phillies and Washington Nationals at Citizens Bank Park. Mandatory Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports
May 4, 2014; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Rawlings official major league baseballs to be used in batting practice prior to a game between the Philadelphia Phillies and Washington Nationals at Citizens Bank Park. Mandatory Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports /
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This is not the most bizarre and disturbing (yet undeniably arousing) sex dream of your entire life, it’s a video of Hello Kitty – for some reason dressed as a flight attendant – throwing out the first pitch at a baseball game in Japan.

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And…Hello Kitty can’t throw a baseball. Shocker.

The whole scene is weird but it’s Japan. They specialize in weird.

I want to know what the announcers are saying. They sound pretty amused by the goings-on. They’re probably making jokes about 50 Cent. All bad first pitches immediately bring jokes about 50 Cent.

Jokes about 50 Cent cross cultures. They bridge the great divide between East and West.

East is East and West is West and ne’er the twain shall meet? Wrong. 50 Cent met those twains right up.

They gave us the weirdness that is Hello Kitty, we gave them 50 Cent sucking at throwing a baseball. And I’d say we’re even.

Oh, and they also gave us vending machines that dispense used panties. Those haven’t actually made their way over here yet but we know about them. The idea of them is in our minds.

Thanks Japan.

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