The trailer for the Marlins’ upcoming Star Wars night is not that impressive. It’s just Billy Marlin superimposed on some Star Wars footage. Gosh, I hope they licensed the footage before they made the trailer.
Oh my God look, Billy Marlin killed Boba Fett! Really? Does anyone think Billy Marlin would have a chance against Boba Fett?
I think we may have reached saturation point with these Star Wars-related promotions. It was cute the first five thousand times but I don’t know anymore. It’s just making my brain tired.
I think it’s time for baseball teams to seek out other sci-fi franchises to base their theme nights around. How about a Flash Gordon night? Flash Gordon night would be awesome. Hawkman costume contest! Shave your head like Ming the Merciless! Flash Gordon doesn’t get enough love.
Another sci-fi film that really needs more attention is Soylent Green. I’d love a Soylent Green theme night. THESE BALL PARK HOT DOGS ARE MADE FROM SOYLENT GREEN AND SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE. ACTUALLY IT’S WORSE, THESE HOT DOGS ARE MADE OF PIG BUTTHOLES.
Star Wars is so played.