Feb 25, 2014; Tampa, FL, USA; Florida State Seminoles football head coach Jimbo Fisher before he throws out the first pitch before the game against the New York Yankees at George M. Steinbrenner Field. Mandatory Credit: Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports

Florida State coach Jimbo Fisher murders a bat in cold blood (Video)

This is what happens when flying rodents interfere with Florida State practice. Jimbo Fisher isn’t having any of that bat bullcrap. Jimbo Fisher will straight up murder a bat.

Jimbo goes after the bat with so much anger and violence, it makes you wonder about Jimbo’s mental health. Something you want to tell us Jimbo? Painful episode from your childhood involving, oh I don’t know, a bat maybe?

Something must have happened to Jimbo when he was a child, something that cut him DEEP. Stuff is coming out in that video that we never should have seen. That guy is keeping something bottled up inside.

Someone got a picture of the bat’s remains after Jimbo was done pummeling it into the hereafter:

Giant angry human 1, tiny terrified winged rodent 0. Oh, Jimbo Fisher. The PETA people. The PETA people.

Nip this one in the bud FSU. Offer to give a bunch of money to a bat related charity. A home for aged bats. A hospital for sick bat babies. Set up a foundation in the dead bat’s name. Get out ahead of it before PETA is showing up in front of the stadium with buckets of blood.

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