O.J. Simpson is obsessed with Kim Kardashian, wants to hook up with her
By Dan Zinski
Like so many men in the world today, O.J. Simpson suffers from a bad case of Kim Kardashian fever. The former football hero and current resident of Lovelock Correctional Center is reportedly head-over-heels in love with Kardashian or at least the pictures of her that he has hanging all over his cell.
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Radar Online gives the icky details of Simpson’s Kardashian Krush (sorry had to):
"“He has several sexy pictures of Kim hanging up in his prison cell from her 2007 Playboy shot and he isn’t shy about showing her picture to fellow inmates,” an insider told us."
Here’s where it gets even grosser: Simpson is reportedly telling people that he plans to hook up with Kim when he gets out of jail and he doesn’t care that she’s married to Kanye West or that she has had Kanye’s baby. Radar says:
"As far as her recent wedding to Kanye West, Simpson doesn’t think that it’s any big deal saying, “As long as I am in prison, I can’t be with her so Kanye can have her for now.“But when I get out she’s mine.”"
O.J. is currently serving a 33-year sentence for robbery and kidnapping, and will be approximately 94 when he gets out (barring early release). Kim will be a lot older too but still probably not in the market for a 94-year-old convicted felon who also probably murdered two people.
Then again, this is Kim Kardashian we’re talking about. She does have some strange proclivities. Plus, there is the family connection, her deceased father Robert having been O.J.’s friend and one of his defence lawyers in his murder trial.
So I don’t know, maybe it can happen. In the meantime, O.J. has his pinups and his lotion and his paper towels. So he’s not too lonely.
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