Smirnoff introduces Chicago Cubs branded vodka (Photo)

Smirnoff wanted to come out with its first ever MLB team-branded vodka bottle, and which team did it pick? The only team it could pick. The only team that deserves its own brand of Smirnoff vodka.

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The long-suffering Chicago Cubs.

Never mind the fact that the bottle is unspeakably ugly. The important thing is that there is vodka inside and it’s Smirnoff so you know it works.

Cubs fans don’t need any prompting to enjoy a little alcohol. Their team has been making them drink heavily for well over 100 years.

This Cubs vodka bottle is sure to be a huge hit in the Chicagoland area. Cubs fans will rush to the liquor store to buy it, so they can get lit up on Cubs vodka.

Don’t worry Cubs fans, in a couple years you won’t be drinking Cubs vodka to drown your sorrows, you’ll be drinking it to celebrate the World Series. That’s the great thing about alcohol. It comes in handy when you’re happy and when you’re sad.

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