NBA selling team-themed toasters
By Wes Goldberg
So remember the last time you made yourself a piece of toast?
It was probably 11:45 at night and you were drunk and responsible enough not to drive to Taco Bell. Then you thought “Hey, you know what would make this toast awesome? If I could spread my grape jelly—the only appropriate jelly—over a Washington Wizards logo!”
Well, the moment you have been waiting for is finally here. Yes, the NBA has released its line of team toasters. It’s called the ProToast Elite Toaster series, and it burns the logo of your favorite, most delicious NBA team right into the bread.
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Unfortunately, the bodacious bread burners are only available for nine teams so far. It looks like Orlando Magic, Wizards, Philadelphia 76ers, Atlanta Hawks, Charlotte Bobcats (the site is not yet updated with the Hornets), Milwaukee Bucks, Phoenix Suns, Denver Nuggets and Detroit Pistons fans will have a chance to eat their favorite team for breakfast.
Ah, but wait! eBay pulls through will a more bountiful selection of toasters, including one for the Hornets and the New Jersey Nets (for your retro toast).
Models are available in black and white on the NBA store, varying among teams. All black models sell for $34.99, with white ones ranging from $24.99 to $34.99 based on, what I assume, is demand. As of now, these are the only NBA-themes kitchen appliances available on the NBA Store.
So the next time it’s late at night, you need some bread in your belly and you are planning on a toast masterpiece complete with Nutella, don’t be the guy that doesn’t have an NBA team toaster.
(H/t reddit.com/r/NBA)