Yasiel Puig throws his helmet down, somehow catches it on the bounce (GIF)
By Dan Zinski
This looks like a special effect or trick editing or something, but it’s not either of those things, it’s wholly 100% real and actual. Your eyes do not deceive you, Yasiel Puig possesses superhuman reflexes.
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He throws the helmet down, the helmet rebounds, he casually snatches it out of the air.
Clearly at some point Puig was killed in the crash of a super-secret test aircraft and after he was rescued, mangled beyond recognition and near death, scientists rebuilt him using space age bionic technology.
How much do you think the bionics in Puig are worth. About $6 million? Something in that area, I would guess.
Seems like Puig is wasting his time playing baseball. He should be out on secret missions. Doing battle with supervillains. Fighting bigfoot. Getting it on with Lindsay Wagner.
OT: How much noise does it make when bionic people have sex? Would it totally suck having a motel room next door to a pair of bionic people? What happens if a bionic person gets drunk and loses control of their bionic limbs?
(GIF VIA)
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