Sacramento Kings Have Fast Lane For Season Ticket Holders

October 29, 2014; Sacramento, CA, USA; Golden State Warriors guard Stephen Curry (30) shoots the basketball against Sacramento Kings center DeMarcus Cousins (15, left), forward Jason Thompson (34), and forward Rudy Gay (8) during the first quarter at Sleep Train Arena. Mandatory Credit: Kyle Terada-USA TODAY Sports /

The Sacramento Kings provide express lanes for their season ticketholders

Purple carpet waiting for @SacramentoKings Season Tix Members in concession fast lane! #SacramentoProud pic.twitter.com/arOLStXTtv
— Phil Horn (@PhilBurgerPatch) October 29, 2014

Excuse me, hold the phone.

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So first the Los Angeles Kings send real Stanley Cup ice to their season ticketholders…. now this?

The Sacramento Kings prove that they know how to treat their season ticketholders right. By that, I mean they feed them faster… which, in today’s society, IS treating them right.

In addition to a horrendously unnecessary royal purple carpet leading up to the concession line, the Kings put a nice little sign there, reminding all us one-time ticket peons that we aren’t as cool as the season ticketholders, and probably never will be.

As an East Coaster, I want to make a jab about how it’s compensation for liking a California sports team, but they’ve actually looked a lot better than any Boston teams I endorse lately. So I’m just gonna applaud the

red

purple carpet, and keep my mouth shut.

Next year, maybe you should invest in season tickets.

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