Tom Brady Used To Egg Houses For Halloween

In the spirit of Halloween and Throwback Thursday, let’s remember the time that New England Patriots star quarterback Tom Brady admitted that he used to egg houses. What a jerk.

Tom Brady is the All-American boy.

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He has a supermodel wife and he is the quarterback of a NFL franchise.

But he also used to have a dark side — well, he used to be what all of us once were… a kid.

In the spirit of Throwback Thursday and the Halloween season, it seems like the appropriate time to remember Tom Brady once admitted during a press conference that he was a little punk teenager who used to egg houses.

Brady even admitted that he would *gasp* “TP” houses.

How dare you, Tommy Terrific.

Check out the video below:

In the video, Tom Brady even relives his time as the Cowardly Lion during a school production of the Wizard of Oz. One day, we hope that Brady will step up to the microphone after winning a game to let us all know what he would do if he was the king of the forest.

One day.

We can all dream.

I don’t know about everyone else, but that seems like as epic of a retirement press conference as anyone could ever ask for.

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