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LSU Fan Almost Loses Dentures In Profanity Laced Arkansas Rant (Video)

By Bryan Rose

November 17, 2012; Baton Rouge, LA, USA; A LSU Tigers helmet sits on the field following a game against the Ole Miss Rebels at Tiger Stadium. LSU defeated Ole Miss 41-35. Mandatory Credit: Derick E. Hingle-USA TODAY Sports
November 17, 2012; Baton Rouge, LA, USA; A LSU Tigers helmet sits on the field following a game against the Ole Miss Rebels at Tiger Stadium. LSU defeated Ole Miss 41-35. Mandatory Credit: Derick E. Hingle-USA TODAY Sports /
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An elderly LSU fan nearly lost his dentures in an epic, profanity laced rant towards an Arkansas Razorbacks supporter.

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There are two things to keep in mind when you’re arguing with somebody.

First, make sure you’re always right because fighting a losing battle only grows worse with time. You know you’re too prideful to give in so your argument will only continue to slowly sink like the Titanic.

Second, make sure you have proper mouth etiquette. For example, don’t argue if your dentures are losing their snugness.

The last thing you want to have happen is for your false teeth to fall out of your mouth as you attempt to deliver mind crushing facts and threats during a football game, but that’s what happened to one elderly LSU fan who wasn’t happy with an Arkansas supporter.

It’s not known why the man rooting for LSU (who appeared a bit knockered) unleashed a verbal rant towards the Arkansas fan though it was pretty hilarious. Making it better was the fact dude’s dentures nearly flew out of his mouth, completely mumbling whatever he was attempting to spew.

Like a true argumentative champ though, false teeth falling out of your mouth will not stop your verbal warfare and the man continued his rant despite nobody being able to understand what the hell he was unleashing in his verbal diarrhea.

Perhaps it was the final score which had the old man irate, but next time he decides to spar with his mouth he may want to make sure he invests in the extra-strength Poly-Grip. He’s just lucky those bad boys stayed in his mouth as you know they would have rolled down the stadium seating and probably fallen on the head of a spectator in the section below.

That would have been a bad day for all involved.

[H/T Busted Coverage]

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