VMAs 2015: You need to see all this nonsense
On Sunday night, the MTV Video Music Awards are taking place with a group of people who look borderline homeless and/or maniacal, all while somehow wearing clothes that cost more than the average American home. The VMAs: a spectacle for people who care about entertainment, and mystification for the rest of society.
Here’s a perfect example:
Justin Bieber actually tried to look like this. Bieber looks like an extra from Flock of Seagulls, who got caught in the rain and then walked through a wind tunnel. The Canadian import also has some 1950s Grease leather jacket. Somewhere, John Travolta is smiling and calling Olivia Newton John to see if there is still a spark.
Bottom line, if you see this guy while walking down the street, you’re dropping money into his change jar.
Let’s move on to the next example:
.@MileyCyrus might have a nip slip with that dress #VMAs 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/xOXS5VzDqa
— turn up (@letgooo13) August 31, 2015
What the hell is that? Did she find some scraps of clothing laying around, sew them together and just figure that would work? Miley Cyrus is known for being pretty strange and sexually explicit in music videos and commercials, but this? How do you look Billy Ray in the eye at Christmas? “Hey Dad, did you watch the VMAs this year?” … “Unfortunately, yes.”
There is nothing attractive about that outfit. It’s like she was on her way to the strip joint and decided to make a pit stop at the VMAs. She should have just kept going to her original destination.
Finally, we get to this…
Still not over it 💕 #VMAs @NICKIMINAJ @taylorswift13 pic.twitter.com/NtvC4gItHt
— Seventeen (@seventeen) August 31, 2015
Let’s start with the obvious; who cares? Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj apparently were having some Twitter beef. About what? Who knows? These two opened the VMAs and 15-year-old kids are going crazy all over the world. Now there is more than new clothes and bad teachers to talk about on the first day of school tomorrow.
The VMAs are a great excuse for people to dress up like idiots, get really drunk and then party deep into the night. It’s basically Halloween for college kids. Enjoy.