Giannis Antetokounmpo is feeling 22
By Jack Maloney
One of the NBA’s brightest young stars, Giannis Antetokounmpo, turns 22 years old today. And sources who are close to, familiar with, and have knowledge of the situation all indicated that the only thing he wanted for his birthday was for me to rewrite Taylor Swift’s 22 to be about him and then put together a mixtape set to the song. So, well, that’s what I did.
Happy Birthday, Giannis.
It feels like a perfect night to Eurostep some haters
And make fun as they fall down, uh uh, uh uh
It feels like a perfect night, for smoothies at midnight
To fall in love with Milwaukee, uh uh, uh
Yeah
He’s driving, spinning, dunking at the same time
It’s incredible and magical, oh yeah
Tonight’s the night when he rewrites the headlines
It’s time, uh uh
I don’t know about you, but Giannis is 22
Everything will be alright if, he gets some smoothies soon
Your team didn’t draft him, but I bet they wanted to
Everything will be alright if, he just keeps dunking like he’s, 22
22
It seems like one of those games
The lane is too crowded, too many defenders, uh uh, uh uh
(Who’s Giannis anyway? Ew)
It seems like one of those games
To ditch the spin move and shoot some three balls
And watch them all fall
Yeah
He’s driving, spinning, dunking at the same time
It’s incredible and magical, oh yeah
Tonight’s the night when he rewrites the headlines
It’s time, uh uh
I don’t know about you, but Giannis is 22
Everything will be alright if, he gets some smoothies soon
Your team didn’t draft him, but I bet they wanted to
Everything will be alright if, he just keeps dunking like he’s, 22
22
It feels like one of those nights
The future’s right here
It feels like one of those nights
You need to fear the deer
It feels like one of those nights
Here comes some bad news, he’s dunking on you
He’s dunking on you
I don’t know about you, but Giannis is 22
Everything will be alright if, he gets some smoothies soon
Your team didn’t draft him, but I bet they wanted to
Everything will be alright if, he just keeps dunking like he’s, 22
22
It feels like one of those nights
The future’s right here
It feels like one of those nights
You need to fear the deer
It feels like one of those nights
Here comes some bad news, he’s dunking on you
He’s dunking on you