WWE Superstar Power Rankings: Post-Money in the Bank edition

Baron Corbin is Mr. Money in the Bank. Carmella is … er, was Ms. Money in the Bank. Samoa Joe is the scariest human being alive today. Big Cass beat up Enzo Amore and finally admitted it. And most importantly, the WWE Superstar Power Rankings are in, too.

I could describe the Money in the Bank pay-per-view to you, but you wouldn’t believe me if I told you.

If I told you a man won the first-ever Women’s Money in the Bank ladder match, Baron Corbin is Mr. Money in the Bank and Jinder Mahal beat Randy Orton again, you’d think I was out of my mind like some type of lunatic, which … shouts to Dean Ambrose just because.

But seriously, all of that stuff happened on Sunday. Thankfully, we’ll be getting part two of the Women’s Money in the Bank ladder match in a “re-do” next week, along with Sami Zayn vs. Baron Corbin going one-on-one next Tuesday.

As for the red brand on Monday, they had a really good week. Finn Balor interrupted Elias Samson, Samson then retaliated. Dean Ambrose got the better of The Miz again, but Miz had an answer. Roman Reigns was the snobbiest dude in the building and got worked in the middle of the ring. Twice. Snarks everywhere rejoiced in harmony.

It was a busy week at the E and this week’s post-Money in the Bank rankings will help you debunk it all. So, without any further ado, let’s get into to discussing

why Braun Strowman is the next WWE Universal Champion and the greatest man of all-time

this week’s rankings, starting with an old friend.

(Disclaimer: The wrestlers chosen for this power rankings list only appear on Monday Night Raw or SmackDown Live, so that means no NXT/205Live specific stars are on this list.)