Justin KlughJustin Klugh

Justin is a tall gentleman whose baseball playing career came to a close after he realized he was too cool for baseball anyway. He discovered writing about the sport was far less humiliating than playing it as no one would have to ask him why he "runs like that."

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Fall Guys

As baseball fans, we all hear voices. “Everything’s going to be fine,” they lie to us in the preseason.  “So the infield has been reduced to three middle-aged Triple-A back-ups and one of the…Read More

Hustle & Flow

  Before they start keeping score, before they start separating the girls and boys, before they take away the ten-run rule so everyone has to learn that humiliation is a part of sports, they teach…Read More

The Houston Astros and Learning to Live with Yourself

“I’ve watched Astros games. In their entirety. And, believe me, I now truly realize how blessed I am. You almost have to believe in God to be an Astros fan.” –Navin Vaswani, Fangraphs It’s…Read More

MLB Trade Deadline Madness Update

Are you sick of MLB trade deadline deals?!  Well, shut up.  Because the world is on fire and there’s still over an hour to burn. Strap in and let’s catch up on the madness.  The teams in…Read More

Three MLB Injuries and Their Horrifying Affects

I’ve never been horribly injured. My parents tell me I was born with a broken collar bone.  As a first grader, I accidentally brought my hand down hard on a pencil point.  Somehow I didn’t…Read More

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Lessons In Old Fashioned Baseball

You Don’t Need a Pitcher’s Mound to Hit a Guy: Lessons in Old Fashioned Baseball Er? This…Read More

Bryce Harper a Constant Disappointment to Awful People

We’ve all seen his slash line, and his natural talent, and his charming smile.  But there has…Read More

The Home Run Derby: A Visitor’s Guide

Today, Major League Baseball’s biggest bats–or their replacements–band together for…Read More