32 Team Previews…Lots Of Pacman
August 12, 2008
Where can you find 32 NFL team previews in one place? Yard Barker, courtesy of Fan-Sided Blogs (the network which this site belongs to). If you want to read a ton of useful information, not to mention predictions of Homerific preportions, head on over there right now. WWPD–what would Pacman do? He’d head over there and read a lot of smack talk about himself, that’s what!
Making It Rain–Literally
August 7, 2008
(hat tip: Fan-Sided Blogs)
Prime Time Gives Adam, Er, Pacman A Second Chance
July 26, 2008
One of the more contrived P.R. attempts we’ve seen, but at least Deion Sanders is trying to help a brother out. When you have to tell people that you’ve changed your name from Pacman, yeah, probably not going to stick. You’ll always be Pacman here. I’d rather bet on the Super Bowl being Cards-Raiders than bet on Pacman keeping his nose clean as Adam. I wonder if there are any NFL lines on when he’ll first get arrested?
New “Beerbelly” flask set to take the Sporting World By Storm
July 14, 2008
The newest way to sneak booze into your favorite NFL Game is here: The Beerbelly.
The newest in covert alcoholic technology! Their quote from the website is a fitting one
“Why not bring 80oz of your favorite sipper in with you as a spare tire?”
Brokeback Booth Announcing
July 8, 2008
Continuing with our Sports Announcer theme this week, I dug this up on Youtube from a few years ago. Its an oldie in today’s age but a damn goodie that you might have missed. The moment of silence is classic.
In case you’re wondering, yes, the guy (Brian Kinchen) who said “Caressing the ball…” etc. Then calling himself out with the “That’s kinda gay”" did get kinda fired suspended and later quit for this. ESPN, the most politically correct, free speech-killing network ever.
Their slogan should be “It’s always 1984 in Bristol!”
Keith Olberman & Dan Patrick to reunite on NBC Sundays
July 7, 2008
Dan Patrick wants Keith Olberman to Bring Back the Porn ‘Stache
I was glad to see some true professionals taking over NBC’s Sunday Night Football…some of the announcers these days drive us here at PJ crazy. The only problem is NBC is having absolute overkill with the staff, (more on that later). Olberman hosted a spot last year on Sunday night, but wasn’t the focus of the show by any means. It appears he and Dan Patrick, ESPN Sportscenter partners between 1992 and 1997 will once again be paired up.
Olberman and Patrick will join a crowded host-house of Cris Collinsworth – on a show hosted by Bob Costas that includes analysts Jerome Bettis, Tiki Barber and reporter Peter King. So, 3 hosts in Patrick, Olberman, and Collinsworth (who I personally can’t stand half the time…but at least he has the balls to be negative) with the rest being the sideshow. Tiki Barber somehow has become the voice of NBC. He should be embarrassed that he left the game only to see his compadres win a title. If I were him, I’d quietly slip into the shadows and go away for a while. Do we really need The Bus? Who’s going to get a word in edgewise on this show?
Also, Inside The NFL is back as well…but on, sigh, Showtime. Who can afford to tack on Showtime with the cable and satellite companies putting it in our asses already for HD and everything else? To boot, James Brown, Phil Simms and Cris Collinsworth (yeah, again) will host this show with a fourth person to join them and the announcement is expected later in the week. I hope its Dan Marino, so at least we get the chance to see this sort of behavior again.
OK OK, the real one is right here….
Happy Fourth…from the real-life Hancock!
July 4, 2008
We couldn’t pass up posting this one…lol…enjoy the Fourth, Hancock style! Well, actually, no. Don’t pass out on some park bench.
(hat tip: Movie Moron)
Clinton Portis is a nut!
July 2, 2008
Clinton Portis is hilarious. The NFL Network had a contest of sorts you can participate in where he will show up in costme at a press conference after a game this upcoming season.
My vote would go to his UFC fighter Budd Foxx who is 0-17, weighs 220 and fights at 115. Special move? Cracking fingers. The guy’s neck is monstrous!
Dr. Do Itch Big which apparently stands for Dr. Do It Big makes amazing custom grills like Marshawn Lynch’s Beast Mode (right) and claims he also made Strahan’s gap!
This dude is nutty but we love it here at PJ!
Ol’ Gap Tooth sings the blues
July 2, 2008
Look at Michael Strahan get down with Alicia Keys. I wonder if the gap is behind his vocal harmonics? Could be his secret. Hey, Madonna has a gap, too.
NFL Jonesin’: You’ll always be Pac-Man here…Adam
June 26, 2008
That may have been a quote from Adam Sandler in the greatest movie ever for my generation, Happy Gilmore, but the same applies to the moniker “Pac-Man” that will be harder to shake than a case of the crabs from a stripper in Vegas…
I took over here after a long hiatus during Pac-Man’s suspension. I managed to visit his old haunts of “scrip” (strip) clubs, casinos and clubs around America…toured his now foreclosed house in suburban Nashville and when I got really bored, I broke out the Monopoly board and took all the play money out and made it rain on myself just for old times sake.
Now that the new “Praying for Don Imus“, squeaky clean version of “don’t call me Pac-Man” Jones is back and ready to start camp for the Cowboys. He claims its because there’s so much negativity behind it, he just wants to be Mr. Jones like the Counting Crows song goes…well, it ain’t “Mr. Jones and Me” around these parts you bastard. We are gonna need to cue up the Purple Rain for the “Cornerback formerly known as Pac-Man”. You’re going to kill my site, don’t you understand how Google works Adam?!? Go ahead and be Adam for a while, but you’ll always be Pac-Man here.
