Golfer Bubba Watson buys Chipotle for over sixty people

Aug 2, 2013; Akron, OH, USA; Bubba Watson tees off the 10th hole during the second round of the World Golf Championships – Bridgestone Invitational at Firestone Country Club. Mandatory Credit: Debby Wong-USA TODAY Sports

…Because Bubba Watson does not care about your bowels.

As Deadspin shared earlier today, PGA golfer (and hovercart aficionado) Bubba Watson bought Chipotle meals for over sixty people the other night. The total coast of the burrito binge? A mere $497.76!

(He also tipped over $100, because Bubba Watson is a kinder and richer man than you.)

Of course, it’s a little difficult to think about Chipotle’s food without thinking about South Park skewering the tendency of the burritos to induce horrible bowel problems in its loyal customers. However, I think that criticism is an unfair and unfounded urban legend. There has been no scientific proof linking the ingestion of Chipotle burritos to painful diarrhea, only countless pieces anecdotal evidence (and that’s not the scientific method, people!).

The bigger question here, really, is why so many people were at that Chipotle at once? Is it really that popular? Why do that many people have death-wishes for their stomachs? These are the questions that need answering.

[Source: Deadspin]