Shawn Marion threw down a one handed alley-oop, because the Cleveland Cavaliers have decided the Hornets aren’t dead enough yet.
This game is really starting to get out of hand. The Hornets already let LeBron And 1 style end the game on them earlier, and now they’re letting Shawn Marion fill up the highlight reel before he retires. This is not to say that Shawn Marion doesn’t have athleticism, because that couldn’t be further from the truth. Except, Marion literally just announced he’s going to retire, and that usually means he’s old and not really the spry youth he used to be. Yet, here he is calling for alley oops so he can pile the points on a defeated Hornets team. That’s just not nice, but I guess when you get old like him you stop caring what people think about you.
Actually, maybe this is part of Marion’s plan. Alright stay with me here, Marion announced his retirement so he could trick the NBA into thinking he’s an old man without a game anymore. Then, when teams least expect it…HE THROWS DOWN THE ONE HANDED ALLEY OOP. Bet you didn’t see that one coming now did ya Charlotte?
Or maybe…Marion saw all those people say he doesn’t belong in the hall of fame after he announced his upcoming retirement plans. So how does an aged veteran like him get into the hall of fame when he’s already stuffed the stat book throughout his career? Easy, he puts up highlightzzzzz. Nobody can say Marion isn’t sneaky, because there’s some backstory to this dunk that we’re unaware of, or maybe he just wanted to throw down an easy dunk in a blowout. The possibilities are endless.