Amy Schumer tells Tom Brady joke Patriots fans will hate
By Jack Crosby
Amy Schumer has a pretty hilarious Tom Brady joke in her arsenal that Patriots fans probably won’t appreciate too much
At the moment, actress and comedienne Amy Schumer is probably the funniest woman on the planet. With her movie “Trainwreck” set to make some serious coin, this woman is taking over the entertainment world. Also, apparently, she’s taking over the world of hilariously bashing professional athletes, in particular Tom Brady.
In a recent interview with the Boston Globe, Schumer revealed that she has a joke about Brady and his love life that she doesn’t pull out of the bag all too often. But in reality, she probably should make sure she works it into all of her stand-up bits, because it would probably go over pretty well — well, except for in or around the Boston area, of course.
"“Like, I think hot people have their own set of rules, like Tom Brady was dating a beautiful actress and he got her pregnant. He left her while she was pregnant, which is, like, really frowned on. And we were all like, ‘Ew, for who?’ And he was like, ‘Gisele.’ And we’re all like, ‘Well . . . do you guys need anything?’ Like . . . because we’re sort of afraid of hot people.”"
Well, she’s not particularly wrong. You have to wonder if the perception of Brady had been different if instead of jumping into the arms of Gisele following his split from Bridget Moynahan , he just stayed single and lived a Derek Jeter-type lifestyle. That didn’t happen, though, as he ended up building a life with the most famous supermodel to maybe ever grace the planet.
Now before Schumer revealed the joke, she noted that the joke doesn’t usually go over well, which is pretty hard to believe. She not only makes a good point, but she puts her own hilarious spin on it which has made her a hit in the entertainment world.
This woman just keeps busting out the hits, and in my humble opinion (IMHO), this is right up there near the top of the list.
And if you’re asking why Patriots fans will hate this, well — don’t they hate it anytime someone says anything negative about Tom Terrific?