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NBA Valentine’s Day gifts

By Jeremy Lambert

The Warriors and Thunder's head-to-head matchup is the marquee game in tonight's DraftKings daily picks. Mandatory Credit: Kyle Terada-USA TODAY Sports
The Warriors and Thunder's head-to-head matchup is the marquee game in tonight's DraftKings daily picks. Mandatory Credit: Kyle Terada-USA TODAY Sports /
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It’s Valentine’s Day, which means it’s time to spend money on your significant other for one reason or another. Maybe you’re buying a gift because you need forgiveness, maybe you’re hoping to get lucky, or maybe you just want to appease him or her because Hallmark told you so. Valentine’s Day couldn’t get here soon enough for certain players and teams around the league. It’s been a season filled with anger, shade, frustration, and comedy. And that’s just the Knicks organization. Here are some gift ideas to help spread a little love around the league.

To: Kevin Durant

From: Russell Westbrook

Gift: A pair of Westbrook 0.2’s

Message: I’M COMING

To: Knicks Fans

From: James Dolan

Gift: A gift basket filled with JD & The Straight Shot autographed cassettes, apples, Jack Daniels, Rangers tickets, and Isiah Thomas headshots.

Message: You’re welcome

To: LeBron James

From: David Griffin

Gift: Ty Lawson

Message: Happy now?

To: Chris Paul, Dwyane Wade, Carmelo Anthony

From: LeBron James

Gift: Paddle boats

Message: Miss you guys. Remember how much fun the Banana Boat was? Well, these are paddle boats. They’re not only just as awesome as the Banana Boat, but they give you a nice leg work out as well. We need to get together and ride them together. We do it in pairs. We can have fun paddle boat races. Team Rings vs. Team No Finals. Haha. Just kidding. Love you all. See you soon. XOXO

To: Dion Waiters

From: Everyone not on the Island

Gift: Buckets

Message: We’re sorry

To: Rob Hennigan

From: Every other GM

Gift: 50 cents

Message: Please send back one dollar

To: Dwight Howard

From: James Harden

Gift: Chocolates

Message: Hey man, sorry for everything that happened last season. I was going through some things. Those Kardashian’s really mess a man up, you know? It’s a shame things couldn’t work out between us, but we’re both in better places now. Mike D’Antoni is a really great coach and I’m having fun again. Hope you’re well.

To: James Donald

From: Jerry Reinsdorf

Gift: Michael Jordan memorabilia

Message: Thanks

To: Nuts

From: Buddy Hield

Gift: These Hands

Message: I’M COMING

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