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37 things fans can do to ensure Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Tony Ferguson finally happens

37 things fans can do to ensure Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Tony Ferguson finally happens.

The fifth time is the charm. That’s the saying, right?

MMA fans were finally gifted with the confirmation that both UFC lightweight champion, Khabib Nurmagomedov, and former UFC interim champion, Tony Ferguson, have signed their bout agreements and the fight is officially on.

But we’ve been here before, four other times in fact, and now we are a little gun shy. Can you blame us?

So, on that note, here are 37 things MMA fans can do from now until April to ensure that this fight doesn’t fall through … again.

  1. Hold your breath (ok, don’t actually do that or you will die)
  2. Don’t cut your hair
  3. Don’t say “Nurmagomedov” three times in one day
  4. Give up all trolling
  5. Play it cool
  6. Don’t book airfare
  7. Don’t book a hotel
  8. Just don’t book anything non-refundable
  9. No one ask about the previous fights in any interviews
  10. Don’t shave your beard
  11. Don’tillegaly stream a fight – BAD KHARMA
  12. Ladies, don’t shave your legs (it’s pants season anyway)
  13. Give up chocolate
  14. Watch every single second of every single UFC fight until then
  15. Throw salt over your shoulder
  16. Knock on wood, every day.
  17. If you are a vegan … eat some damn meat
  18. If you are a meat-eater … go vegan
  19. Ship bubble wrap to Tony and Khabib
  20. Don’t break any mirrors
  21. Request Tony be carried to all media obligations, no walking allowed
  22. Avoid all black cats
  23. Pick up every heads-up penny you come across
  24. Get a rabbit’s foot … hell, get two.
  25. Cross your fingers … now. I said RIGHT NOW.
  26. Now don’t let them uncross
  27. Avoid all ladders and whatever you do, don’t walk under one.
  28. Don’t say injury
  29. Don’t even THINK injury
  30. Find a four-leaf clover
  31. Touch glass whenever you drive over any railroad tracks
  32. Watch every Ferguson fight on UFC Fight Pass
  33. Watch every Nurmagomedov fight on UFC Fight Pass
  34. Don’t tell the casuals how many times this fight has happened, let them think this is a new idea.
  35. NO ONE EAT TIRAMISU!
  36. Hide all dollys
  37. For God’s sake, someone keep your eye on Conor McGregor

UFC 248 takes place on Saturday, April 18, 2019, live from the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, NY. Follow along with FanSided for all your live results and highlights.

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