Washington takes hilarious shot at bandwagon fans after destroying Cowboys

Washington Football Team, Dallas Cowboys. (Mandatory Credit: Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports)
Washington Football Team, Dallas Cowboys. (Mandatory Credit: Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports) /
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The Washington Football Team just body bagged the entire Dallas Cowboys fanbase.

The Washington Football Team absolutely demolished the Dallas Cowboys in every single way.

After dismantling the Cowboys on national television, Washington destroyed Dallas and its notorious bandwagon fans on Twitter. For those unfamiliar with who Cowboys fans root for in other sports, they typically like the New York Yankees in baseball, the Los Angeles Lakers in basketball and the Duke Blue Devils in college hoops. They also love jeans shorts and white tees.

It’s okay, Cowboys fans; The Lakers just won an NBA Finals, so you’re fine

For Cowboys fans that root for the Dallas Mavericks, the Dallas Stars, the Texas Rangers or either the Texas Longhorns or Texas A&M Aggies, more power to you, and god bless. But if you are of the Cowboys fandom who also roots for the Blue Devils, the Lakers and the Yankees, you just called out for wearing jorts by a professional football team that does not even have an official name yet.

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How bout them Cowboys? They stink! Their head coach is the 2020 version of Chip Kelly, and that helps absolutely no one. This game was a must-win for Dallas if the Cowboys wanted any hope of winning the pitiful NFC East. Instead, “America’s Team” is now definitively the worst team in the NFC East. Only the New York Jets and the Jacksonville Jaguars are worse across the entire NFL.

Will the Real Slim Shady please stand up in his jorts/white t-shirt attire and fix these Cowboys?