Houston players are literally fighting one another while losing to Kansas

Clayton Tune, Houston Cougars. (Mandatory Credit: Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports)
Clayton Tune, Houston Cougars. (Mandatory Credit: Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports) /

The idea of losing at home to freaking Kansas has completely broken these Houston players.

Houston has a problem, and that problem is Kansas.

Carry on my wayward son. There’ll be peace when you are losing at home to the Jayhawks. As you lay your weary head to rest after enough Redbull vodkas to make your heart explode, don’t you cry no more. No more, as in no more chances for Dana Holgorsen and the Cougars to win the Group of Five ever again. They got to get ready for Big 12 shenanigans and Kansas being a wagon!

Lance Leipold is doing the lord’s work, as he has Kansas a few minutes away from being … 3-0!

Dana Holgorsen opened his Red Raider Rollup in Lubbock, and it was Kansas!

Many people picked Houston to win the Group of Five this year. After escaping UTSA by the skin of their teeth in Week 1, the Cougars fell in Lubbock to Texas Tech. The tortillas were flying all night long, as Houston had too many Red Raider Rollups to overcome. Though most people saw Kansas being markedly better under Leipold this season, the Jayhawks might be going to a bowl game!

If KU goes bowling, can you imagine how many Big 12 coaches are gonna get axed? I mean, he already handed Neal Brown essentially a death blow in Morgantown. If Texas were to lose to Kansas back-to-back, that might be enough for Arch Manning to reopen his recruitment. Who knows how long Kansas will be this good? But it has been such a long time since 2008, people!

Not since Todd Reesing was slinging the pigskin for ole Mark “The Meatball” Mangino has Kansas football mattered this freaking much. And this program has beaten Texas twice since the dawn of Twitter! All the while, Houston is more of an idea than it is a great football program. They may be dripping in financial resources at U of H, but Holgorsen’s team can’t stop a nosebleed defensively.

May those Redbull vodkas be of the stronger variety this evening after such a brutal home loss.

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