Giants NFL Draft Tank Parlay Pays +9537 Odds

This Giants are a total joke of a franchise. Fans' only hope is GM Dave Gettleman and head coach Joe Judge being fired at season's end.

Oh the humanity!

But maybe, just maybe, there is something to root for in Week 18. Yes, a Giants loss would help their draft positioning and possibly lead to both nincompoops leading the team being canned, so let's start there. But perhaps a few other things go our way and we get a better draft position and hit a massive parlay.

Introducing the Giants NFL Draft tank parlay, which pays out +9537 odds (bet $100 to win $9,537) on WynnBET.

Here's why this matters to Giants fans. Currently, the Texans and Jets are ahead of the Giants in the 2022 NFL Draft order, holding the No. 3 and 4 picks respectively. If they both win and the Giants lose, boom, we move up to the No. 3 pick. The Giants also hold the Bears first-round pick in 2022, so if they lose it assures New York of two Top 10 picks.

Did someone say BOOYA?!

Of course this isn't likely to happen. The Bills have to beat the Jets to lock up the AFC East and a homefield game in the first round of the playoffs and the Titans have to beat the Texans to lock up the No. 1 seed in the AFC playoffs and a first-round bye. That's why the odds for them winning is so high.

But hey, a Giants fan can dream right?

A more conservative parlay is to bet Washington to beat the Giants and the Vikings to beat the Bears. That pays out +113 (bet $100 to win $113) and is far more likely than the scenario above. And at least it gives us Giants fans something to root for. No way I'm rooting for this team to win.