May 11, 2014; Arlington, TX, USA; Texas Rangers first baseman Prince Fielder (84) follows through for a single against the Boston Red Sox during the fourth inning of a baseball game at Globe Life Park in Arlington. Mandatory Credit: Jim Cowsert-USA TODAY Sports

Prince Fielder is nude in ESPN's Body Issue, and it's not pretty (Video)

Have you ever wanted to see Prince Fielder nude? Well now you can thanks to ESPN’s Body Issue. And thanks to ESPN, there is also video of the photo shoot.

Warning: PRINCE FIELDER’S ASS CRACK IS OPENLY DISPLAYED IN THE VIDEO.

Yes ESPN, I’ve been waiting my whole life to see Prince Fielder’s naked ass. This is the best day EVER. Now there’s bare-ass video of Prince Fielder on the internet.

The cover itself isn’t that bad I guess. We get to see all of Prince’s tats. And there’s NO ASS CRACK WHATSOEVER.

prince fielder nude

photo credit: ESPN the Magazine

Okay ESPN, we get it. You don’t want people mistaking your “Body Issue” for a knock-off of the SI Swimsuit Issue. So you have to put in some dudes. Some dudes who don’t exactly epitomize the ideal male physique.

You’re celebrating the human body in all its forms. Even the Prince Fielder form. Hey, point taken. It’s not just a thinly-veiled sex mag. You want everyone to feel good about their body. Even people who look like Prince Fielder.

Well, look on the bright side everyone: at least it’s not Bartolo Colon.

Like FanSided on Facebook.
Follow Dan Zinski on Twitter
Subscribe to the Fansided Daily Newsletter. Sports news all up in your inbox.

Tags: ESPN Prince Fielder

comments powered by Disqus