Have you ever wanted to see Prince Fielder nude? Well now you can thanks to ESPN’s Body Issue. And thanks to ESPN, there is also video of the photo shoot.
Warning: PRINCE FIELDER’S ASS CRACK IS OPENLY DISPLAYED IN THE VIDEO.
Yes ESPN, I’ve been waiting my whole life to see Prince Fielder’s naked ass. This is the best day EVER. Now there’s bare-ass video of Prince Fielder on the internet.
The cover itself isn’t that bad I guess. We get to see all of Prince’s tats. And there’s NO ASS CRACK WHATSOEVER.
Okay ESPN, we get it. You don’t want people mistaking your “Body Issue” for a knock-off of the SI Swimsuit Issue. So you have to put in some dudes. Some dudes who don’t exactly epitomize the ideal male physique.
You’re celebrating the human body in all its forms. Even the Prince Fielder form. Hey, point taken. It’s not just a thinly-veiled sex mag. You want everyone to feel good about their body. Even people who look like Prince Fielder.
Well, look on the bright side everyone: at least it’s not Bartolo Colon.