These two Mets fans really put the blowtorch to Hunter Pence’s fanny. “Hunter Pence puts ketchup on his hot dogs” and “Hunter Pence eats pizza with a fork.” BOOM. What’s that smell? Nothing, it’s just Hunter Pence’s butt hairs on fire.
I guess we know where those two Mets fans fall on the great hot dog condiment debate. I happen to think people should feel free to put whatever they want on their hot dogs without fear of being attacked by condiment Nazis but that’s just me. Some folks take the Constitution more seriously than others, I guess.
On the pizza thing, I think we all agree 100%. People who eat pizza with a fork are the worst. What, are you afraid of getting sauce on your delicate little fingers? Oh poor you! Get over yourself, pizza snob.
The only thing worse than using a fork to eat pizza would be cutting up your candy bar and eating it with a fork. Even Hunter Pence isn’t that bad.