Oct 7, 2013; Pittsburgh, PA, USA; A fan waves a pirate flag before game four of the National League divisional series playoff baseball game between the St. Louis Cardinals and Pittsburgh Pirates at PNC Park. Mandatory Credit: H.Darr Beiser-USA TODAY Sports

Angry kid Pirates fan slams glove on railing, makes face (GIF)

The Pittsburgh Pirates are driving some of their young fans right up the wall. This kid Pirates fan couldn’t contain his anger anymore and took it out on the nearest railing.

The worst thing about being a frustrated kid sports fan? You’re not even old enough to drink away your sorrow.

Be patient young man, one day you’ll be able to drown all that anger under a tide of sweet sweet booze. Until then, I guess you’ll have to satisfy yourself with pissed off faces and glove slams. And sniffing glue.

Just kidding, don’t sniff glue. That stuff will totally fry your brain all to hell. Unless you want to end up like John Rocker, stay away from all inhalants. Especially paint thinner. They tell you that’s a good high but they are totally lying.

While we’re giving out advice, I should probably also mention that it’s not a great idea to let your pet turtle play in the toilet. That’s how tragedies happen. A little OT but, important nevertheless.

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