Justin Bieber Plays Hockey (Apparently, Quite Well)

Justin Bieber thinks he is the next Wayne Gretzky

So, according to this video Justin Bieber posted to Instagram, the pop star has some sick hands. Whatever.

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Assuming this is actually Justin Bieber in the video, he’s got a nice shot. He’s also got a criminal record and a terrible singing voice, so I vote to skip him when we all clamor to offer the most ridiculous contract during free agency next summer.

No, seriously- I’m sure the Florida Panthers have caught wind of that goal, and are already plotting to offer him $5.5 mill AAV.

I’m not one to hate on a perfectly good hockey player, but this is also Justin Bieber, so I’m willing to make an exception. Also, the pop star hashtagged “#younggretzky”, which kind of pisses me off. If anything, Biebs, you’re the next Claude Giroux. I can see you fonding a police officer. Or, hey! You could go hang out with Tyler Seguin more.

Oh, wait… nope. The Dallas Stars don’t like Leafs fans very much:

Justin Bieber may be the goal-scorer, but the Dallas Stars jumbotron still wins the game. Every time.

Sorry, Biebs.

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