NBA Ugly Sweaters Will Make You Celebrate Holidays Like Your Weird Aunt

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The NBA is now offering ugly sweater jerseys, just in time to make the holidays even worse, because you needed more than just ugly sweaters, you needed NBA ugly sweaters.

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If you celebrate Christmas, you’re likely aware of the ugly sweaters that usually pop up around this time of year, awful pieces of fabric that simply exist because “it’s the holiday season!” so you can apparently wear something that burns out retinas.

Sports, and particularly the NBA, which plays on the 25th of December every year, are a wonderful escape from the hells of the holiday season, but apparently even the NBA hates us. They must, because these ugly NBA sweaters are an abomination of basketball and buckets (well, they at least live up to their “ugly” names).

pistons
pistons
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lakers

These rags will run you just shy of $65, and while I know many sports fans will buy anything with their team’s logo blasted all over it, there’s gotta be better ways to spend that cash, right?

Maybe $65 gets you in the upper deck at your favorite NBA arena. Maybe you could use that money on a holiday gift for someone else, instead. Heck, if you really don’t know what to do with that $65, I’ll happily take the money from you, because if you’re spending it on one of these sweaters you probably shouldn’t be allowed to have a bank account.

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