Cavaliers fan eats horse poop for fun (Video)

Jun 22, 2016; Cleveland, OH, USA; Fans wait for the beginning of the Cleveland Cavaliers NBA championship parade in downtown Cleveland. Mandatory Credit: Ken Blaze-USA TODAY Sports
Jun 22, 2016; Cleveland, OH, USA; Fans wait for the beginning of the Cleveland Cavaliers NBA championship parade in downtown Cleveland. Mandatory Credit: Ken Blaze-USA TODAY Sports /
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The Cleveland Cavaliers won their first title and one fan celebrated by eating horse crap.

Anytime something happens that you have long been waiting for, it typically moves you to emotions and thoughts that don’t often happen.

For example, a hardened individual who never cries might have lost control when the Boston Red Sox won the World Series in 2004. The same could be said for a person who screams for joy in a public setting after the New York Rangers won their first Stanley Cup in 54 years back in 1994.

Then, there is this freaking lunatic. Look at this guy at the Cavaliers parade on Wednesday, picking up horse poop and eating it, then throwing it up in the air and catching it in his mouth. This person is not right in the head.

The best part of this whole disaster is the reaction of the little kid. He looks at this huge dude with a mixture of sadness, terror and bemusement. Who the hell can blame him? Let’s just hope the little guy doesn’t grow up to be like Work Boots over here, chugging down horse dump because a basketball team won a championship.

Damnit Cleveland, you are better than this. Or not.