5 fictional quarterbacks Bill Belichick, Patriots can win with
Bill Belichick could easily win games with these five fictional quarterbacks from television and film.
The New England Patriots have a bad case of the injury bug. Tom Brady, Jimmy Garoppolo, and Jacoby Brissett are all unable to play. The Patriots have a little over a week to prepare a new quarterback. They’ll likely have to prepare two because of the Patriots’ terrible injury luck. But at least they can rest knowing that Brady will be back after Week 4.
Sure, they could play it safe and go with Julian Edelman. He is, after all, a quarterback by trade. But what if Bill Belichick decided to find a fictional quarterback? There have been some classic ones. Here are five he could easily win with.
5. Becky “Icebox” O’Shea
Becky O’Shea is best known as the cheerleader in Little Giants who saw her boyfriend get injured against the Dallas Cowboys. So she came in and whooped up on them, leading her team to a victory. While she might have been the backup quarterback, she is tough as nails and she can definitely throw. O’Shea came through in the biggest game of her father’s life and helped him beat his brother.
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An added bonus to having O’Shea is that she’s a pretty gifted cheerleader. She could be a cheerleader while the Patriots play defense and then quickly go out there and whoop some butt on offense. O’Shea even ran over some of the Cowboys. She’s basically a good Tim Tebow.
If Bill Belichick really wanted to motivate her, he could just tell them that Junior “Pretty Boy” Floyd got beat up by the other team before the game. May God have mercy on their souls if she believes him. Because nobody wants to face the Icebox. Especially if she is angry. Just ask the Cowboys and their star player Spike. O’Shea was played by Shawna Waldron, who sadly didn’t have much of a career after Little Giants.