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Derek Jeter hits All-Star Game red carpet, ladies scream (Video)

By Dan Zinski

Jul 14, 2014; Minneapolis, MN, USA; American League infielder Derek Jeter (2) of the New York Yankees heads back to the clubhouse after workout day the day before the 2014 MLB All Star Game at Target Field. Mandatory Credit: Jesse Johnson-USA TODAY Sports
Jul 14, 2014; Minneapolis, MN, USA; American League infielder Derek Jeter (2) of the New York Yankees heads back to the clubhouse after workout day the day before the 2014 MLB All Star Game at Target Field. Mandatory Credit: Jesse Johnson-USA TODAY Sports /
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Derek Jeter arrived on the All-Star Game red carpet looking suave as f–k. As you would expect, Jeets was greeted by a chorus of feminine shrieks, only some of which came from male members of the media.

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I’m sure the ladies were screaming at Jeter in appreciation of his great baseball exploits and overall classy conduct. They were there to pay tribute to the great Jeter in his last appearance as an All-Star.

It’s all about baseball baseball baseball for Jeter’s many female admirers. His movie star looks, smooth personality and giant bank account have nothing to do with it.

Those ladies really appreciate a good slap single to the opposite field. A bit of nifty glove work at short. A heads-up display of base running.

I feel the same way every time Jeter delivers one of his patented inside-out knocks. I won’t lie, when Jeter smacks a ball into the gap, my panties get a tiny bit moist and I feel like shrieking.

I kind of feel like ripping off my underwear and tossing them at Jeter. I sort of want him to impregnate me.

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