Does this female fan want to hook up with Jose Altuve? (Photo)

Jose Altuve has fans all over the country, including Boston where this attractive young lady showed up Friday to express her admiration for his game.

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The young lady held up a sign saying “Altuve can steal my 2nd base ANYTIME.”

I don’t even know what that means but I suspect there is some kind of sexual proposition in that statement.

Or, maybe the sign is just about Altuve stealing second base. He is good at stealing second base.

This is getting very confusing to me. Perhaps Altuve should approach the young woman and ask her what she means by her sign. Clear up this whole mystery once and for all. Over dinner and drinks.

Or in her car in the parking lot or perhaps in some cozy corner of Fenway hidden away from prying eyes. Whatever. I don’t know how Jose Altuve rolls when asking fans to explain their signs. I just hope he uses protection.

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