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Trick or Treat: Which NBA Players are like Halloween candy?

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Nov 1, 2014; Houston, TX, USA; Boston Celtics guard Rajon Rondo (9) drives to the basket during the second quarter as Houston Rockets guard Isaiah Canaan (0) defends at Toyota Center. Mandatory Credit: Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports
Nov 1, 2014; Houston, TX, USA; Boston Celtics guard Rajon Rondo (9) drives to the basket during the second quarter as Houston Rockets guard Isaiah Canaan (0) defends at Toyota Center. Mandatory Credit: Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports /
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Oct 30, 2014; Cleveland, OH, USA; Cleveland Cavaliers forward LeBron James (23) knocks the ball away from New York Knicks forward Carmelo Anthony (7) in the first quarter at Quicken Loans Arena. Mandatory Credit: David Richard-USA TODAY Sports
Oct 30, 2014; Cleveland, OH, USA; Cleveland Cavaliers forward LeBron James (23) knocks the ball away from New York Knicks forward Carmelo Anthony (7) in the first quarter at Quicken Loans Arena. Mandatory Credit: David Richard-USA TODAY Sports /

Halloween candy goody bag!

From Derek James:

  • LeBron James is M&M’s: so many different varieties

From Daniel Lewis (@minutemandan)

  • Damian Lillard is a Mr. Goodbar, because deep inside those bargain bags of candy, there are nuggets of goodness, much like Lillard was starring on a Weber State team and has shined in the NBA.

From Myles Ma (@MylesMaNJ)

  • J.R. Smith is like a marijuana gummy bear. He looks like regular candy, but what was I talking about?

From Jared Dubin (@JADubin5)

  • Anthony Davis is Now and Later because he is awesome now and he will be even better, later. That’s it. That’s the whole thing.

From Andrew Lynch (@AndrewLynch)

  • P.J. Tucker is a Charleston Chew — old-fashioned, tough and plain, yet gets the job done in a way that leaves you wanting more. How can something so simple be so addicting?

From Steve McPherson (@Steventurous)

  • The Morris twins are Twix because, uh, there’s two of them.

From Jack Maloney (@JackHaveItAll)

  • Tim Duncan is a classic Hershey’s Chocolate bar. Simple, timeless, and always reliable.
  • Andre Miller is those butterscotch candies that are always sitting in a bowl on your grandma’s coffee table and you grab one only because every time you walk by they’re still sitting there, not because you really want one. And you’re never really disappointed but you also probably didn’t need it.
  • Evan Turner is a Warhead because when you watch him play basketball you make the face that is on the Warhead wrappers.

From Kevin McElroy (@KnickerBacker)

  • I feel like Carmelo Anthony is a Caramello but I can’t put my finger on why.   Also I’m hungry for some reason and want to take a bunch of 18 foot jumpers.
  • Brook Lopez is the Kit Kat that breaks in half when you separate the two in the wrapper.  Robin Lopez is the one that doesn’t.
  • Chris Andersen is a pot brownie.
  • Sasha Pavlovic is an Everlasting Gobstopper because how is he even still here?
  • Andrea Bargnani is a piece of gum you’ve been chewing for too long but you don’t have anywhere to spit it out. Actually apply that gum one to someone else with a bad contract. Andrea Bargnani is a Toblerone because he’s big and international but it’s all empty calories and you IMMEDIATELY know you paid too much. Andrea Bargnani even ruins candy.

From Kirk Henderson (@KirkSeriousFace)

  • Josh Smith is a Snickers because he’s kind of salty but pretty fulfilling when he does his damn job.
  • JaVale McGee is an Airhead because JaVale is an airhead.
  • Russell Westbrook is an Atomic Fireball because EXPLOSIONS.
  • Carmelo Anthony is a Cadbury Cream egg. They’re clearly amazing and rich, but they’re also proof that there it is possible to have too much of a good thing.
  • Mike James is Circus Peanuts because those things are awful and nearly worthless in terms of candy.
  • Trevor Ariza is a Payday.
  • Samuel Dalembert is a Butterfinger.

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