Ryan Fitzpatrick’s Son Is A Number Whiz (Video)
Houston Texans QB Ryan Fitzpatrick has a genius child
As someone who has only lived in Texas long enough to see the Matt Schaub – Case Keenum – Ryan Fitzpatrick saga unfold, I’m wary of this bearded, hipster-y quarterback. Why did he want to play football in the Texas heat with a blanket on his chin? Doesn’t make sense.
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Fitzpatrick is a Harvard alum, though, and apparently he’s passed on his smarts to at least one of his children.
Three cheers for Ryan Fitzpatrick. You shaved, you won the game Sunday, and you’re producing more brilliant offspring in a world where people like Honey Boo-Boo exist. I approve.
Inevitably, there’s going to be someone out there who complains that the young Fitzpatrick probably memorized all the answers for all the possible math problems — people are crabby like that. To them, I say — one time, my college roommate forgot what number STREET we lived on. I don’t care if he memorized the entire multiplication table or if he’s just that good at math; he’s proof that most of us aren’t smarter than THIS fifth grader.
I’m not sure what this had to do with the post-game press interview, but I’m not sure I care. Smart kids run the world.
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