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Marshawn Lynch crotch grab will be a 15-yard penalty in Super Bowl 49

By Josh Hill

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The NFL is going to penalize the Seattle Seahawks 15-yards if Marshawn Lynch grabs his junk again in the Super Bowl. 

The Super Bowl is the grandest stage professional sports stands on, as no other championship game is embraced globally as the Super Bowl is. It’s the single biggest day in sports and it’s a day that the NFL is going to try and keep crotch-grab free.

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As if they haven’t dealt with balls enough this Super Bowl, the NFL is coming right out and is addressing Marshawn Lynch’s knack for grabbing his junk before it inevitably happens. Lynch most recently grabbed his crotch in the NFC Championship Game which continued his streak of doing so in games this season.

According to Sal Paolantonio of ESPN, when he’s not reporting on how women won’t but Uggs over Deflategate, the NFL will be penalizing the Seattle Seahawks 15-yards if Marshawn Lynch decides he wants to play with himself on the sideline again this Sunday.

This Super Bowl has been defined by balls, and that’s not going to change. Deflategate is so large that national news broadcasts are leading with updates and SNL is trying to get to the bottom of the scandal as well. From deflated balls to actual balls, the Super Bowl is going from a G-rated family affair to late night ‘Skinemax’ right before our eyes.

Lynch will more than likely grab his junk in the Super Bowl too, as he’s not one to allow the NFL to tell him what to do. This has been seen time and time again with his refusal to talk to the NFL media or engage in the duty of pleasing sports writers. Many don’t have a problem with this, but the NFL is lashing out at Lynch while he continues to be ‘all bout that action’.

It will cost the Seahawks 15-yards in the Super Bowl if Lynch grabs his crotch — which you can bet on him doing — so look for some creativity when it comes to sticking it to the NFL in a way they can only find out about after the fact.

[H/T: SI.com]

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