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White Sox stadium puts a doorknob on John Danks’ crotch (Photo)

By Jack Crosby

Apr 20, 2015; Chicago, IL, USA; Chicago White Sox starting pitcher John Danks (50) pitches the ball during the first inning against the Cleveland Indians at U.S Cellular Field. Mandatory Credit: Caylor Arnold-USA TODAY Sports
Apr 20, 2015; Chicago, IL, USA; Chicago White Sox starting pitcher John Danks (50) pitches the ball during the first inning against the Cleveland Indians at U.S Cellular Field. Mandatory Credit: Caylor Arnold-USA TODAY Sports /
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A picture of John Danks inside the White Sox stadium got quite the inappropriate makeover recently

You know, when you are putting a giant picture of a pitcher on a door in the stadium, it’s very important that you’re paying attention to detail.

Well, whoever was responsible for constructing this door inside the White Sox stadium with a picture of John Danks on it did not heed this advice. As a matter of fact, it doesn’t seem like there was any paying attention going on at all when this was put together.

While the picture of Danks on the door is lovely, the placement of the door handle is…well, it’s interesting.


Oh no. Alright some things can be let through the cracks, but this? No, this is something that someone should have taken a step back and said, “You know, it kinda looks like…”

But, no one did that and this is the result that you get. There’s a doorknob protruding right from the crotch of John Danks making it look as if…well, you know.

Please, feel free to collectively turn into 10-year-olds here and fire off your inappropriate, immature jokes off at will.

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