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Ranking 32 NFL coaches you’d want to have a beer with

By Andrew McCarty

Jul 28, 2016; Foxboro, MA, USA; New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick looks on during training camp at Gillette Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Winslow Townson-USA TODAY Sports
Jul 28, 2016; Foxboro, MA, USA; New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick looks on during training camp at Gillette Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Winslow Townson-USA TODAY Sports /
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Dec 27, 2015; Nashville, TN, USA; Tennessee Titans interim head coach Mike Mularkey during the second half against the Houston Texans at Nissan Stadium. The Texans won 34-6. Mandatory Credit: Christopher Hanewinckel-USA TODAY Sports
Dec 27, 2015; Nashville, TN, USA; Tennessee Titans interim head coach Mike Mularkey during the second half against the Houston Texans at Nissan Stadium. The Texans won 34-6. Mandatory Credit: Christopher Hanewinckel-USA TODAY Sports /

Head Coach. Tennessee Titans. Mike Mularkey. 25. player. 35.

Mike Mularkey’s low ranking here is mainly do to his lack of success. The man has an abysmal 18-39 as a head coach in the NFL, and he wasn’t much better as an athlete (although he did make it to the NFL, so there’s that).

I’m not entirely sure Mularkey knows what he’s doing in the NFL. He seems like a decent enough guy, but also looks incredibly confused when his team takes the field on Sundays. I’d rather sit down and tell him how to use Marcus Mariota (as would most of the nation) than have a beer with him.

The only real saving grace here is Mularkey’s location, and the possibility he is completely apathetic about his career in the NFL — a nice refresher after Del Rio gets done patting himself on the back. Nashville is a great place, full of life and music, kinda like a cleaner New Orleans, so I wouldn’t mind cracking open a bottle of suds there.

Nashville, yes. Mularkey, no.

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