33 NFL Players To Help You Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

24. Aaron Rodgers

Aaron Rodgers is 32 years old, an age many of us begin wondering whether it’s really actually okay to eat right out of the Haagen-Dazs container. Yet Rodgers, who already has a Hall of Fame career under his belt, came to camp this year at 218 pounds, the lightest he’s been since his first year in the pros and a dozen pounds under the 230 he’s weighed before. This feat is impressive enough in and of itself, but when you consider that Rodgers is a demigod in Wisconsin and still gave up dairy from his diet, it staggers the mind and renders the other great achievements of human history – Stonehenge, the pyramids, Beyonce – mere trifles. All the cheeses! All the curds! All the ice cream! And somehow he loses weight?

Survival is the story of those who learn best how to live without. Whatever discipline this man possesses, you want it around you when the zombies come. People will be dropping like flies. The hunger in you will tighten and gnaw until your belly is a bloated sack of pain. And Aaron Rodgers will be on some special apocalypse diet, refusing to eat anything that casts a shadow and still somehow looking awesome. Whatever he’s eating or, more likely, not eating, sign yourself up for some.

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