33 NFL Players To Help You Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

16. Josh Norman

There are a few basic rules to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Don’t wander off alone from your group. Always know your exit strategy. If that van’s a-rocking, don’t go a-knocking. All these rules boil down to one simple premise – minimize risk to maximize survival. But even the most cautious people are vulnerable to the most dangerous and difficult threat to deal with: the zombie you never see coming, or ZYNSC. ZYNSCs appear suddenly as you round a corner, or emerge from behind a bush or a tree. They aren’t any quicker or stronger than your average undead, but the head start they enjoy thanks to the element of surprise often gives them all the advantage they need.

Josh Norman might be the premier cover man in the NFL today. That means he has to be quick on his feet and quick-thinking, able to backtrack on a moment’s notice. As a cornerback, he is the last line of defense, protecting the rear of the unit. If he’s in your zombie posse, his elite reactionary skills protect you and yours from ambush. You can prepare for potential threats all you want. You know the unexpected nears. You know blind spot zombies are out there. You want someone on your side who can adjust to changing threats at the speed of thought. You want Josh Norman.

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