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10 college football April Fools’ pranks you would totally believe

By Chris Barnewall

Jan 10, 2017; Clemson, SC, USA; Clemson Tigers fans cheer as the team arrives at Memorial Stadium after defeating the Alabama Crimson Tide 35-31 in the College Football National Championship. Mandatory Credit: Joshua S. Kelly-USA TODAY Sports
Jan 10, 2017; Clemson, SC, USA; Clemson Tigers fans cheer as the team arrives at Memorial Stadium after defeating the Alabama Crimson Tide 35-31 in the College Football National Championship. Mandatory Credit: Joshua S. Kelly-USA TODAY Sports /
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Dec 30, 2016; Miami Gardens, FL, USA; Michigan Wolverines head coach Jim Harbaugh looks on from the sideline in the game against the Florida State Seminoles during the first half at Hard Rock Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jasen Vinlove-USA TODAY Sports
Dec 30, 2016; Miami Gardens, FL, USA; Michigan Wolverines head coach Jim Harbaugh looks on from the sideline in the game against the Florida State Seminoles during the first half at Hard Rock Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jasen Vinlove-USA TODAY Sports /

9) Jim Harbaugh berates Starbucks employee for giving him 2% milk

Jim Harbaugh takes his milk very seriously. He’s gone on record multiple times as saying that the best diet is a glass of whole milk and steak. He even had his picture taken at a steakhouse WITH A GLASS OF MILK next to him. He either takes his own brand that seriously, or he’s that serious about his milk. Probably a mix of both. What’s also well known about Harbaugh is his tendency to focus on the tiniest of details to an almost insane degree.

There’s a movie starring Will Ferrell called Kicking and Screaming. He starts off the movie as just a soccer Dad trying to pitch in and coach his son’s team. Maybe have some group bonding experience. Then, he discovers coffee, and becomes an even crazier soccer coach version of what Jim Harbaugh is. Except instead of being fueled by milk he is fueled by coffee. Now there’s no record of Harbaugh being a coffee drinker, but as a football coach the assumption is that he drinks a cup every once in awhile.

Which is why when a video pops up of Harbaugh absolutely losing it on a Starbucks employee for giving him the wrong milk it won’t be shocking to anyone. Whole milk is Harbaugh’s life, and he’s probably the type to believe that if he’s given 2% it can ruin his entire body. The rant will feature loud swearing. A man on the verge of a mental breakdown and it will somehow raise his projected recruiting class up three spots.

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