5 athletes that would definitely wear a men’s romper
By John Buhler
Kevin Durant
Small Forward, Golden State Warriors
Nobody likes to do what everybody else is doing more than Kevin Durant. From all the tattoos in the world to joining super teams to going to Future concerts to thinking about starting up his own tech enterprise in the Bay Area, Durant has had less original thoughts in the last year.
His buddy from those American Family Insurance commercials, J.J. Watt, already has his red, white and blue Texans romper. Though former New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter technically owns one, he’s never going to wear it because he’s trying to buy the Miami Marlins. To Jeter, it’s definitely business time!
Durant is the biggest small forward of all-time. He is at least seven feet tall and still might be growing. Would there be a men’s romper in his size? Does it matter? No, because the world needs to see that Rick James thigh tat of his regularly because “Super Freak” has the best bass line of all-time.
Durant might also have one of the best shots from the base line, too. The guy’s jump shot is like Larry Bird’s once was but from the stratosphere. Nobody is stopping that smooth stroke from distance, especially if Durant is wearing a men’s romper. Isn’t an NBA uniform about the closest thing to wearing a men’s romper anyway?