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5 athletes that would definitely wear a men’s romper

By John Buhler

Feb 7, 2017; Boston, MA, USA; New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski celebrates during the Super Bowl LI Champions parade through downtown Boston. Mandatory Credit: Greg M. Cooper-USA TODAY Sports
Feb 7, 2017; Boston, MA, USA; New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski celebrates during the Super Bowl LI Champions parade through downtown Boston. Mandatory Credit: Greg M. Cooper-USA TODAY Sports /
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Jan 1, 2017; Landover, MD, USA; New York Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. (13) stands on the field prior to the Giants’ game against the Washington Redskins at FedEx Field. The Giants won 19-10. Mandatory Credit: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports
Jan 1, 2017; Landover, MD, USA; New York Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. (13) stands on the field prior to the Giants’ game against the Washington Redskins at FedEx Field. The Giants won 19-10. Mandatory Credit: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports /
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Odell Beckham Jr.

Wide Receiver, New York Giants

In all seriousness, there is no way that New York Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. hasn’t bought at least seven men’s rompers. He has one for every day of the week, because his summer style has to be on point. He’ll need a romper to match every Miami boat he parties on this summer.

Beckham is the most fashion savvy player in the NFL today. His blonde hair is more iconic than Debbie Harry’s. One way or another, Beckham is going to find a men’s romper to get married in with America’s favorite kicking net. Everybody will be in attendance at MetLife for the Beckham/Goal Post Wedding. All the groomsmen except for Eli Manning will be in rompers.

If there is a Michael Jackson Thriller romper to match his epic calf tat, you better believe that Beckham has ordered at least three of those. Unfortunately, the Giants will be on their bye Halloween week. That means America will not have the luxury of seeing Beckham do the moonwalk or the Thriller dance in his MJ-inspired romper.

If you can make it in New York, you can make it anywhere. So transitive properties tell us that if you can make it in New York in a men’s romper, you can make it anywhere in a men’s romper? Nobody has a better chance of making the men’s romper a thing in New York than Beckham. Not Derek Zoolander, not Hansel, not Jacobim Muguta. Just OBJ, that’s it.

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