5 athletes that would definitely wear a men’s romper

Feb 7, 2017; Boston, MA, USA; New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski celebrates during the Super Bowl LI Champions parade through downtown Boston. Mandatory Credit: Greg M. Cooper-USA TODAY Sports
Feb 7, 2017; Boston, MA, USA; New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski celebrates during the Super Bowl LI Champions parade through downtown Boston. Mandatory Credit: Greg M. Cooper-USA TODAY Sports /
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Feb 7, 2017; Boston, MA, USA; New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski celebrates during the Super Bowl LI Champions parade through downtown Boston. Mandatory Credit: Greg M. Cooper-USA TODAY Sports
Feb 7, 2017; Boston, MA, USA; New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski celebrates during the Super Bowl LI Champions parade through downtown Boston. Mandatory Credit: Greg M. Cooper-USA TODAY Sports /
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Rob Gronkowski

Tight End, New England Patriots

J.J. Watt may want to do tight end touchdown dances in a men’s romper on Sundays. Kevin Durant needs one to fit in for sure. Odell Beckham Jr. already has 35 in his transformed wardrobe. Russell Westbrook is getting his all-black men’s romper tailored for his very important NBA Awards speech.

That being said, there is only one person that matters when it comes to men’s rompers: Rob “The Gronk” Gronkowski. There is really nothing Gronk can’t do in a romper that he already does. Tuscon pool parties and booze cruises. Yes, you can look cute and shotgun a beer in a romper. Expect Gronk to do that because summer needs for that to happen.

Gronk spiking might be hard to do in a men’s romper, but that’s why he needs to practice at said Tuscon pool parties and booze cruises. One would have to believe that his spiking ability will become more aerodynamically sound from training in a men’s romper.

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Saturday is for the boys, but Sunday is business time for The Gronk and the Patriots. If Gronk puts on a green Celtics romper, all of New England will know that the Eastern Conference is theirs for the taking. Do you think LeBron James is going to wear a romper all the way to the NBA Finals? No, that’s where Gronk comes in to help bring Boston another championship it totally needs. Gronk rompers. That could be bigly.